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No warnings. No exceptions. Mundo dos Mortos 1 chapters — updated Jan 21, PM — 0 people liked it. Tags contributing to this page include: zombies, zombie, and zombie-apocalypse. Welcome back. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. The main character was a stereotypical male delinquent, but in an adult body. The humor was completely lost on me. The writing was tacky and predictable. I love choose-your-own-adventure stories and one made for an adult sounded fun but all the book did is get on my nerves and eventually make me disgusted enough that I feel angry for wasting my money and time.
I could go on b Man o man, it's been awhile since a book has been truly worthy of the kindling shelf. I could go on but I think I've made my point and I really do not want to think about this book ever again. View all 4 comments. May 25, Donald Armfield rated it liked it Shelves: zombies , humor. Someone will slip and fall off the treadmill and crack more than a rib laughing. I'm an agile, fast thinking a strong for my size. But hey you never know. I decided to read this like a regular book, because the person who gave it to me I won't say any names decided to write in the right choices.
I would of liked to die with my cock stuck in a zombies' eye socket myself.
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If you want to have a run for zombie survival with some really funny choices then read. Warning Not For Children! And drugs are bad mmmm, kay. Hint for right ending: Follow the 3 simple rules from Scream movie. View all 3 comments. Oct 31, Kate rated it liked it Recommended to Kate by: Zombie fans. Shelves: e-books , bizarro , zombie-love. Q: How many ways can a zombie kill you? A: Way too many to count. Even though I died numerous times, I still enjoyed this book. I thought the Choose Your Own Adventure format worked well as an e-book, and all the links took me where they were supposed to go - or at the very least, somewhere else that was totally unexpected.
You never know when some re Q: How many ways can a zombie kill you? You never know when some red neck tactics could save your life, even if it can't help your soul. View 1 comment. Oct 31, Lis rated it did not like it Shelves: , dnf-and-will-never-finish , dystopia , fantasy. What the fuck?
Apr 22, D. Noble rated it it was amazing. It's pretty easy, not having to flip through pages, and just clicking the next segment. I dig it. As for the book itself. I love zombies, I love humor, and I love cheesy stuff. These things may skew what I think is good or not. This book had all those things, so therefore, I had fun with it. If you're into reading proper and high brow kind of fiction, and love to nitpick something to death, well this book is not for you and nobody likes you.
Go away. Stop it. What's also interesting is what you learn about yourself in a book that gives you options. Yeah, I clicked that first. Sure, it's immature. Sure, it's brutal. Sure, it's wrong on all moral compasses. But it made me laugh, and as I made my way through the scenarios I died quite a bit trying to Well, read the thing, you'll see.
This book is sleazy, trashy, violent, rude and crude but more importantly, it's fun. If you enjoy dark humor and you'd like a little escape where YOU are the character, then I'd think you'd get a few chuckles out of this. I don't have any kids, but I'd give this book to one of yours. It's awesome. And I'm a terrible uncle. Apr 05, Barbara rated it really liked it Shelves: horror-splatterpunk-bizarro-fiction.
I used to love Choose Your Own Adventure books as a kid, so I thought the concept of making an adult version was brilliant and I have to admit it was quite a ride, it definitely lived up to my expectations. This book contains, sex, drugs, karaoke, zombies and much, much more, what else do you want? There were so many laughs in this book, I found it so enjoyable. I love that you can go back to this book and have something different happen each time, I don't want to give too much away about all th I used to love Choose Your Own Adventure books as a kid, so I thought the concept of making an adult version was brilliant and I have to admit it was quite a ride, it definitely lived up to my expectations.
I love that you can go back to this book and have something different happen each time, I don't want to give too much away about all the different storylines I went through but there were so many things I loved about this book. If you liked choose your own adventure books as a child you will love this book and if you never read choose your own adventure books as a child then you were missing out and should definitely give this book a read.
Now after reading this book, I want someone to strip down to their tighty whitie's and dry hump me to the tune of Hangin' Tough by New Kids on the Block! I am definitely going to check out more of Etienne Guerin DeForest's work! I loved this zany 'choose your own adventure' book. At first, I was like Mr. Douchebag follow all the rules man, and that got me killed pretty quick.
Maybe its cause I'm so eager to get to work on time umm However, when I went back through and played some more options, I started getting closer to the elusive 'from outer space' plot-line. I still haven't quite made it through all the endings, but I did manage to make it through alive twice. I don't know how many endings there are, but I would be pleased to end up with a zombie strip club or with a crazy cop bitch with lots of good drugs. When I do finish all the choices, I'll get up a better review.
I just wish I could find it in a hard copy. Apr 06, Lyndi W.
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On the back of this book So hard. I'm not very familiar with this type of book. I own Meanwhile by Jason Shiga and I really enjoyed it. So, I entered the giveaway contest for this book and apparently won, since it just showed up in the mail along with The Bizarro Story of I.
Nice little note inside, which means On the back of this book Nice little note inside, which means no matter how much I love or hate it, it'll stay in my collection. But now that I've read the back cover? Holy shit, I'm amped to read this! What may or may not pass as a review will be around shortly.
I know you can survive. So, I'm going to steal it back tonight and take it with me on vacation. I'll have a whole week in which to find the survivable outcomes and THEN you'll get your review. Mar 09, Shamus McCarty rated it did not like it Shelves: bizarro-press , rooster-republic-press , kindle-lendable , bba-asshole-author-dvda. What this chick said.
Jun 29, John Logan rated it liked it. I never thought dying would be so much fun. May 11, Terri Baldwin rated it really liked it.
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So much fun! I will admit that I died every single time. I will attempt this again! Shane J. Hayes rated it really liked it Nov 22, Joanna rated it it was amazing Nov 16, Zulufortress rated it it was amazing Sep 04, Bookfan92 rated it really liked it May 12, Travis rated it liked it May 27, Jennifer rated it liked it Apr 26, Andy Dainty rated it did not like it Jun 01, Chris Bloom rated it it was ok Jun 20, Stephen Aguirre rated it it was ok Jun 20, Geoffrey rated it liked it Feb 27, Mandy Armstrong rated it did not like it Mar 30, Theresa L.
Reali rated it did not like it Feb 26, DarkSpark rated it really liked it Nov 13, Kristen rated it really liked it Dec 26, Science Fiction. About Etienne Guerin DeForest. Etienne Guerin DeForest. See Shamus McCarty.